scarycarrey (scarycarrey) wrote,
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  • Music:
*is drunk at a karaoke bar*
*is also depressed*
*decides to sing, Long Ago and Far Away by the Carpenters*



*sings quietly*
Long ago and oh so far away
I fell in love with you before the second show
*speaks fast*
(which was really our first show called "Bruce Almighty")

Your guitar, it sounds so sweet and clear (when I say guitar I mean voice)
But you’re not really here
It’s just the radio (and by radio I mean this DVD that I've watched 6 times today)

Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby
You said you’d be coming back this way again baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, I love you I really do *starts to tear up* *takes large swig of whiskey*

Loneliness is a such a sad affair
And I can hardly wait to be with you again
What to say to make you come again
Come back to me again
And play your sad guitar funky music white girl

Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby
You said you’d be coming back this way again baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby, I love you I really do

*really loud now, almost screaming and accusing the audience with his words...pointing and leering at them as he sings*
Don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby
You said you’d be coming back this way again baby
Baby! baby! baby! baby! oh, baby, I love you I really do

Oh Jennifer...I'm so sorry. *cries really obnoxiously, and the DJ tries to usher me off stage*
*I wiggle his arms off of me*

DON'T TOUCH ME! I can do it myself.

*someone yells, "GET OFF THE STAGE!" and I stumble off, stammering incoherently as I walk towards the bathroom*
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