B) Renee didn't dump ME. Ok? She did NOT DUMP ME! NO ONE DUMPS JIM CARREY. Except the other women I dated who aren't as famous. But Renee? She always looked like she was sucking on a lemon and, albeit HOT when the time was right...it was a little frightening most of the time. END.
C) and FOURTH OF ALL...I AM NOT TYPE CAST IN MOVIES. Let me break it down for you.
*stomps towards a chalk board with a list of all characters I've played written on it*
I wonder where this chalk board came from...hmmm...
*extends metal pointing stick for visual effect soon to come*
We have "Ace Ventura". *points violently at the word 'ACE'* The best movie of all time. Here is a man who loves animals and has the SWEEETEST pompadour that is held together by the hopes and dreams of angels. He is also a crime fighter and is clearly colorblind.
Now we have "Dumb and Dumber" *points even MORE violently at the board* The best movie of all time! A man who has a chipped tooth, a stupid friend, a headless pet bird, and EXCELLENT taste in clothing. He is also a murderer, because he killed that one guy with those pills. This shows my *makes air quotes* DARK SIDE.
EXHIBIT 46!!!! *points to 'Truman Show'* The best movie of ALL TIME!! A man who is completely normal in every way, except that his whole entire life is a LIE.
*throws pointer across room*
*lifts one leg high in the air*
*stomps back to chair*
*touches fingers together under chin*
Now...how are those characters similar? HOW? Oh, what's that? *cups ear, strains neck* YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY???!?!?!?!?!
I think we're done here.